The Spiral That Is My Mind

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sparkafterdark:

aestheticrequiem:

vinebox:

Mamas will look around the whole room until they find something to fuss about

This nigga got thomas on his head……..

Don’t talk back to yo mama like that

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Magic- Rude (parody)
Timothy DeLaGhetto

timothydelaghetto:

Here’s my RUDE parody lol

LYRICS

"Rude" Parody

Saturday morning pain in my head 

i take me a big poo

i see a booty sleep in my bed

BITCH! who the hell iz you

draws on the floor and stank on my hand

this room needs a freshen

I had way too many shots of Hen, yeah

Can I have your booty baby just for one night?

Say yes, say yes ‘cuz I need some hoes

I was kinda drunk that night you caught my eye

nice butt my friend, how bout you come home?

Why you looking like a dude?

Girl you got me so confused!

Why you looking like a dude?

You looking scary in every way

Scary stank girl

hairy chest hairy legs

scary stank girl

no matter what you spray

Scary stank girl

now my banana stinks

Why you looking like a

Duuuuuuuude

Did i really do this, did we use toys?

Why does my butt hurt

She wants to date me, im so annoyed

I hope that’s a cold sore

Did she use onion spray??

cuz right now all i smell is feet and toes

i had to much too drink

and now I think I see a herpes growth

Can I have your booty baby just for one night?

Say yes, say yes ‘cause I need some hoes

I was kinda drunk that night you caught my eye

nice butt my friend, how bout you come home?

Why you looking like a dude?

Girl you got me so confused!

Why you looking like a dude?

You looking scary in every way

Scary stank girl

hairy chest hairy legs

scary stank girl

no matter what you spray

Scary stank girl

now my banana stinks

Why you looking like a

Duuuuuuuuude

Duuuuuuuude

cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

Can we talk about his heels please… like kid is 7 and his legs are better in heels then mine

cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

Can we talk about his heels please… like kid is 7 and his legs are better in heels then mine

adreciclarte:

THE MAKING OF “IN VOLUPTAS MORS” – SALVADOR DALI BY PHILIPPE HALSMAN

 

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mypatronusisrorypond:

redscudery:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

decemberpaladin:

sizvideos:

Video

I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

Notice she says “who” it was and not “what” it was.

Oh I just gotta snuggle my baby bear!

rawdi-kun:

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

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damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

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zodiacchic:


ZC <3

zodiacchic:

ZC <3